Pathetic Peripatetic

Most of my followers expect Doctor Who related posts, I made a Police Box Ring that I occasionally post about, and my username is a reference to a specific strip of an out-of-print newspaper comic (Some people got it!). I grew up with video games and television (people like this are rare, I'm sure) and am currently employed as a jeweler CAD technician. Quite often those two things interject. You can email me at GinoArizmendi@artgemsjewelers.com

The Silence Movie

I think the BBC should make a released in theater scary movie based on Doctor Who’s monster known as “The Silence”. A movie that doesn’t involve the Doctor at all. It’s an entire species; I’m sure “Bother the Doctor” isn’t everything they do. In order to appeal to a wider mass audience you could remove the time travel and just make it a movie about Earth and an alien species that has been here forever.

It would probably have to take place before 1969 for reasons obvious to DW fans. The way I imagine it, it could start when a psychologist tries to find out why we forget why we forgot why we walked into a certain room (later discovering that we were usually trying to get away). Or it could take place after 1969 and the previously unmentioned characters come across documents from Nixon’s presidency.

Fun fact: The original footage of the first moon landing is missing. I would most definitely incorporate this into the movie.

The Silence are being murderlized (a word I just innovented) left and right so obviously they would destroy the footage causing them problems. Then you’d have a population split between those given the command to kill and those who have not. I do not believe the movie should mention that the Doctor spliced the footage and the characters merely believing the government did it.

Thoughts?

This quote leads me to believe that Moffat isn’t in charge of what spoilers the Doctor Who blog posts and doesn’t post. I mean, we knew about the departure of two companions, name and face of the new one, the alleged “distant Doctor”, what the new TARDIS interior looked like, that recent spoiler about Neil Gaiman’s episode being about a human Sonic Screwdriver, etc. weeks in advance of the new episode. Still, without a new name or face to replace him, I shall continue to place all the blame on Moffat for every spoiler I hear about every show on every network.

This quote leads me to believe that Moffat isn’t in charge of what spoilers the Doctor Who blog posts and doesn’t post. I mean, we knew about the departure of two companions, name and face of the new one, the alleged “distant Doctor”, what the new TARDIS interior looked like, that recent spoiler about Neil Gaiman’s episode being about a human Sonic Screwdriver, etc. weeks in advance of the new episode.

Still, without a new name or face to replace him, I shall continue to place all the blame on Moffat for every spoiler I hear about every show on every network.

  • Karen Gillan: I'm leaving to advance my career.
  • Arthur Darvill: Me too.
  • Steven Moffat: Son of a Vashta! Who am I going to kill now?!
  • Promos: We are going to meet a very distant Doctor.
  • The Doctor: Hey, you've been in the TARDIS for like a minute--heres the keys, trash pickup is on Wednesday.
  • Other Shows: We explore the Parental Origins of one of the characters in an episode next season! Who and which episode? We'll never tell~~
  • Doctor Who: Ohmygod, so Jenna Louise Coleman plays Clara (The new companion that will replace the ones that just died), right? Right, so she and the Doctor are battling Snowmen--wait until the "Ice to meet you" punchline, it's hilarious! Kay, so thirteen minutes into the episode the TARDIS reconfigures itself--here we have pictures of the set--and we just finished editing the episode together and it's AMAZING. It's a real clever use of the Sonic Screwdriver to rotate the water molecules causing friction and therefore melting the enemy. You'll love it.

You made me do it.

All of you.

Evil people.

I had to block the word “TARDIS”.

BECAUSE I REALLY REALLY HATE SPOILERS.

FROM THE BBC?! HOW IS THAT FAIR?!?

Wait…

The Silence…

Are they wearing our clothes or are we wearing theirs?

“That which takes the image of an angel is an angel”. BBC. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

“That which takes the image of an angel is an angel”.

BBC. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Weeping Angels are always in menacing “RAWR” poses. 

There has to be at least once when someone saw a Weeping Angel in a more candid position—sitting on a bench reading People or Popular Science or something. Perhaps at Starbucks blogging on Tumblr about how much Pigeons are the devil.

Eleven dies exactly like Elvis

Eventually Eleven is going to die; boo hoo, we’ll all deal with that pain when it comes—HOWEVER

If I were in charge I would use this opportunity and obsessive fanbase to freak people out for years to come.

  • Design Twelve’s outfit a season before needed.
  • Hire cosplayers to dress as Twelve and go to conventions; they are to be instructed not to tell who they are dressed as.
  • These paid cosplayers (with faux-homemade outfits) will pose behind as many current Doctor Who cosplayers as possible.
  • Kill Eleven—preferably by having his last words be “I’m regenerating now, regenerations are cool”.
  • Reveal Twelve’s new outfit; ignore backlash about how LED trim jackets are lame.
  • Wait until someone realizes they’ve seen that jacket before and post about it causing massive fandomwide panic.
  • Laugh manically.
I’m convinced Moffat is just effin’ with us at this point…, and he knows we love it @_@ I should organize an internet campaign. “LEASH THE MOFFAT” we’ll chant (through reblogs and retweets and FB sharing). It’ll be the best campaign ever. With blackjack. And hookers. In fact, forget the campaign!

I’m convinced Moffat is just effin’ with us at this point…, and he knows we love it @_@

I should organize an internet campaign. “LEASH THE MOFFAT” we’ll chant (through reblogs and retweets and FB sharing). It’ll be the best campaign ever. With blackjack. And hookers.

In fact, forget the campaign!

I just want one episode where Moffat is in the background of an episode of Doctor Who or Sherlock and he’s doing some sort of Mr. Burns finger tip tapping silently whispering something.

And then Tumblr explodes from the panicking masses.

I wonder how much I would have to bribe Moffat into making me the Doctor’s concubine.

Overheard Conversation