Most of my followers expect Doctor Who related posts, I made a Police Box Ring that I occasionally post about, and my username is a reference to a specific strip of an out-of-print newspaper comic (Some people got it!). I grew up with video games and television (people like this are rare, I'm sure) and am currently employed as a jeweler CAD technician. Quite often those two things interject. You can email me at GinoArizmendi@artgemsjewelers.com
- Me: So Sam, it's your last day. None of us will ever see you or your daughter again.
- Lauren: I'm her cousin.
- Kelly: She babysits for me every weekend.
- Pedro: I'm dating her cousin.
- Me: Never to be seen again...
- Sara: Oh hey your excel spreadsheet looks fancier than anything I made, are you good at Excel?
- Lauren: Yeah--is this Excel?
- Lauren: No, I know her. She likes bad boys.
- Me: I'm a bad boy! My wi-fi purposely has no password.
- Dear Followers: I'm keeping political posts down to one a month maximum, I swear. This was just kinda funny.
- Me: Who you voting for?
- Lauren: Republican guy.
- Me: Mitt Romney?! Aren't you a femini--
- Lauren: Who's Mitt Romney?
- Jaws: YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR USERNAME TO "APATHETIC PERIPATETIC"
- Me: YES, AND EVERY POST I MAKE WILL BE IN CAPS AND OVER EXUBERANT.
- George: But when Matt Smith came in it got a whole lot better. New actors, budget, graphics, writers, all new.
- Jacob: So does that mean you like Matt Smith more than David Tennant?
- George: No, I like, I like play Fantasy Football of Doctor Who. David Tennant as the Doctor, Moffat as the writer, Mickey as the tin dog, the US military's budget, the green Sonic Screwdriver. I pit my team against other fantasy cast groups and we battle it out in fanfictions.
- Jacob: ...
- George: I'm kidding.
- Jacob: ...
I wonder how much I would have to bribe Moffat into making me the Doctor’s concubine.
Overheard Conversation
- Me: Oh--Hey! Its 3-6-12 today!
- Samantha: You realize that the mere fact that you notice it makes you a nerd, right?
- Me: No--Well--So?
- Phillip: I have $60 in my March's "Hobby" fund. What should I spend it on.
- Jake: What do you normally spend it on?
- Phillip: ThinkGeek or Manga.
- Jake: Thats easy, ThinkGee--no, wait. Manga. Well...
- Phillip: That loop? I've been in it for hours!
- Jake: How about both?
- Phillip: Then I don't have enough ThinkGeek stuff to take advantage of any coupon codes and I hate paying shipping. Also, I would only have about 2.5 hours worth of reading with $30 of manga.
- Jake: What if you ask for a raise?
- Phillip: ...Thats how I ended up with the $60 to begin with...
- Me: When, not if, I get a DeLorean Imma drive it everywhere: The bank, grocery store, work, the bathroom, car wash--
- Dad: Why bother? The same thing will happen to you as did your older brother.
- Me: GOD NO!
- Dad: Who knows? Maybe 5 years from now you'll find a girl you love and you two will want a big wedding and a house and what will be your most valuable investment? The car.
- Me: I will cut down my soda--No internet--WHO NEEDS CABLE?!
- Dad: Hey, it happens man. It will be just like in the movies. She'll run across a field of flowers, hair blowing in the wind, "Oh, we'll need to sell your car for money."
- Me: My perfect girl will be running through a field of flowers, hair blowing in the wind, and a bag of money in hand.
- Bill: They took down my YouTube video with the conclusion of the Scott Pilgrim movie.
- Conrad: Well I guess it does infringe on some copyright. Oh well, you were just unlucky.
- Bill: But, but I put 'No Copyright Infringement intended, I just really like scott pilgrim' at the beginning.
- Conrad: And then you showed the ending after the message?
- Bill: Yeah?
- Conrad: Kay, so, like, thats like saying 'No offense, but you're fucking ugly and should die in a hole you verman.' Saying 'No Offense' or 'No copyright infringement intended' literally do nothing to change the consequences of your actions.
- Samantha: *drops anti-baby pill onto floor and picks it up*
- Me: Are you going to swallow that germy disgusting floor pill?
- Samantha: I'd rather get sick than pregnant.
- Samantha: Hey b***h!
- Lauren: What?
- Samantha: So are we meeting later?
- Lauren: What?? Oh.
- Me: She's on the phone with her sister.
- Lauren: Yeah, I got that now.
- Me: . . . Why did you respond?
- Amanda: So I think its about that time we had the talk.
- David: Talk? Which? You're breaking up with me?
- Amanda: NO! The... how many people you've been with talk.
- David: Oh. You know. Tons. Like, all the time.
- Amanda: . . .
- David: I was like, you know, a bird that got stuck in a bee hive and was just--up the wazoo in women. Like a bird that embraces all forms of bees and I did it all the different ways like perpendicular to the bed and... upside down and... to the left.
- Amanda: Kaaay...
- David: ...To the right...
