- Al Gore : Jack, look, we're way beyond that. If your network really wants to demonstrate a commitment to the environment, why don't you start by, for example, having an entire week with nothing but environmental themes on all the programs? Use entertainment for substance. You could have a character in prime time making a passionate argument to the American people that we need CO2 taxes to replace the payroll taxes. Your parent company could lobby congress and the president to pass the treaty and save the climate.
- Jack : Yes, OR... you could put on a silly hat and tell the kids how outsourcing means cheaper toys at Christmas!