Its quite simple...
Okay, Whovians I have a request. How does one explain Doctor Who to someone (family, co-workers, hostages, etc.) who has never watched anything relating to sci-fi? My explanations seem to be lacking or rambling on for longer than most people care to listen. Question Mark?
I’m really not that different from everyone else. My butler puts my pants...– Saint Row 3
At some point in my future self's acting career
wellitsbeenfun: I want to be in an episode of Doctor Who. :) Better hurry. Docs running out of lives.
I just realized that my sister is naming her child...
delightfully-misguided: She doesn’t even watch Doctor Who. This is so odd… Once I tried to jokingly convince a secretary at work to name her soontobeborn “Copernicus”. I can hold a straight face while I rattle pros to doing so. Later she said she was going to go with Nicolaus—to which I never informed her that it would have been the first name of Copernicus. Then she had to...
Chicken or the Egg?
Stranger1: Why does a time traveling alien have a British accent?
Stranger2: The question should be why do British people have a Time Lord accent. Time Lords came first.
Not to sound totally “I did it before it was cool”, but I would frequently say “I know!” far before Matt Smith ever said it on set.
I just know there are two theories for arguing with women; and neither one...– Red Dead Redemption
So because of my own shortsightedness: MY DVR DIDNT RECORD ANYTHING OF DOCTOR WHO
I accidentally left the ps3 on with Hulu running American Dad. I don’t even like American Dad that much to have it influence my dreams. Which I remember being weird as ducks on toast.
I has it.
generalpandemonium asked: Your Gallifreyan request is finally done! Sorry it took me so long D:
My first Kickstarter thing came in! Its a Macbook Pro 15” specific laptop cooler. Its all nifty and barely noticeable. Macbook users generally know that the laptop gets toastier the longer it gets used and most laptop coolers look aesthetically unpleasing. Kickstarter, for those of you who don’t know, is a website where you help upcoming companies get funding so they can start selling...
Marry, Boff, Kill: The Doctor, Rory, Amy.” “Kill The Doctor, Boff...
Christmas Almost Ready
Gaaaaawd. What kind of place do I live in where everything shuts down at 9PM the last week before christmas? Just have one last gift and I’m done.
What's Your Renegade Time Lord Name? →
redheadedgnomegirl: I’m “The Warmonger.” Badass: Y/Y? I’m “The Administrator”. I foresee tons of paperwork.
I’m a corrupt cop, my brother is a corrupt fireman. He’s going to...– Jack Donaghy
That Awkward Moment...
That awkward moment when the friend, who lives (US) states away, who got you into Doctor Who doesn’t have the BBC (and thus cannot see the special until its online) and you do. Or rather, the awkward moment will be when I insistently say “OMG WHAT?!” “DAPHUK” “SO SAD” “HILARIOUS” “YOU GOTTA SEE THIS” and “YOU’LL NEVER...
Geometry is Sad
Sometimes I think about parallel lines and I feel bad for them. Here are two lines who have a lot in common and yet will never ever meet. But then you think of perpendicular lines; you have two lines who get closer and closer together before meeting once and then getting further and further away for infinity.
I was gonna smoke the marijuana like a cigarette.– George Michael Bluth
Doctor Who Spinoffs
I think that there are two Docky Who aliens that would do very well in mainstream media. The Silence and the Weeping Angels. And yes, I am talking about doing the unintuitive step of removing time travel and any version of the Doctor or the TARDIS and keeping aliens who will be defeated by a ragtag team of teenage humans without help. I mean, Weeping Angels and The Silence exist without the...
My Fandom is now TOO Validated
The size of the Doctor Who fanbase is both relieving and annoying at the same time.
Anonymous asked: PONIES
Slowest boat gets down the river eventually
I just found out Karen Gillan (Amy Pond) and Caitlin Blackwood (…Also Amy Pond, but younger) are cousins and met for the first time on set.
I want Serena Williams to be my mother!– Tracey Jordan
How cool would you say I am?” “4/5ths of a bowtie.”...
I would hate to be the [literal] Doctor. Imagine having a wife who will find out...
... I'm so sorry FireFox
Since 2006 I have been an avid Firefox supporter. I would secretly convert people’s computers and change the icon to look like Internet Explorer 6. On a new computer downloading FireFox was always (read: ALWAYS) the top 3 things I did first. Then Chrome came out. I ignored it. Just another browser to be forgotten like Opera or Safari or even that social media based one. TechCrunch would...
If you watch NASA backwards you have a space agency that struggles for funding, achieves low earth orbit, helps build an international space station, and finally fakes a moon landing before being shut down.
The male escort I hired to take me home from surgery has a chlamydia flare up...– Tina Fey
Earlier today I couldn’t think of ‘Presque Vu’ no matter how...
One of my biggest pet peeves is how shady stargazing is. A man alone in a field alone? It does explain why people keep trying to shine their highbeams on me when I use my Dobsonian XT8 behind the baseball field.
DeLorean Auction →
Its $50 a ticket, they’re selling 600 tickets, and they pick a winner in June. There does seem to be a catch where you have to pay all of the taxes if you win—but its still significantly cheaper than buying one for full price.
You mean to tell me… you built a time machine… out of a Police Box?!– Lincoln
This is HDTV—It has better resolution than the real world!– Phillip Jay Fry
Now its in writing!
My plan is to buy a DeLorean and modify the gullwing door with an RFID reader so that the only way someone can open the door is with MY Sonic Screwdriver with an RFID chip in it. I also have plans to have the same sonic screwdriver open my front door and activate my computer. Good. Now all I gotta do is buy a DeLorean and my own house.
I was born in Alexian Brother’s Hospital (don’t hold me to it, I used Google to help me remember). I quickly became the best baby there and advanced into kindergarden. After two or three years of that I moved onto grade school. Middle Middle Filler Middle… I currently work as a CAD designer for jewelry. My desk has a SpacePilot and Nostromo, the latter I could not get my...